i have never in my life had such abhorrence toward someone, much less someone i dont even know. i could sit here and list reason after reason.. but still cant figure out why i care so much. he was extremely rude and a complete a-hole to a friend of mine at the olympics a couple years ago, and i honestly use that as my biggest reason to dislike him… but i would dislike him anyway even if i didnt know what a complete jack0ff he is on a semi-personal level. there are all the obvious reasons (the decision, his self given/proclaimed nicknames, etc) but there is just so so much more.
why am i so happy? because today i get to read 20,000 comments on espn.com from haters doing nothing but making fun of him and joking about him and entertaining me. today ive watched the videos of him saying they will win 8 championships in a row, that when they get on the court it will be so easy, that they could win even with pat riley playing with them…. it is all so sweet. and watching him basically tell the whole world that when its all said and done they have crappy lives full of problems, and he is rich and will do whatever he wants to do was just the icing on the cake. this is a horrible thing to say, and im sure karma will get me at some point, but if lebron blew out his knee at the first practice of next year, i would smile. the heat would probably smile too, because they would be a better team.
a few gems ive read so far this morning from haters all around the globe:
In this off season D Wade is going to demand to play with another superstar.. because he cant do it alone.
Since joining a stacked team didn’t work, maybe Lebron can buy a ring off ebay.
- he’ll probably choke in the bidding process
lebrons mom and his girl are both getting owned by other men. Just like the championship trophy.
“I need some help. I can’t do this all by myself. Someone get me better teammates.”
- Erik Dampier
Today is national lebron james day. Everyone gets to go home 12 minutes early.
I asked lebron james for change for a dollar.. but he only had 3 quarters.
I may not have as much money as lebron, but I have the same amount of rings.
Lebron cant win when he is the best player on his team, and he still cant win now that he is the 2nd best player on his team.
Lebron belongs in MIAmi because he is always MIA in the clutch
what really sucks, is that lebron will get rings. we all know that. and those times are going to suck for sure. maybe ill die in a car wreck first or something cool like that. so thank you again lebron, for figuring out a way to make me feel this way towards you, because you just gave me a great monday.
PS: 449 days ago was march 21st 2010. my first date with Mrs Mary Hamilton
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LOL you are hilarious dham